"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
god ur annoying
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Sam: I’m not kidding, Dean. This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: Yeah, I heard that one. Forgot about that waiter in Tampa?
Sam: I thought you said waitress.